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A kangaroo walks into a bar. The barman gawks at him, not believing his eyes. He's even more amazed when the kangaroo speaks.
"I'll have beer," he says, clearly and in perfect English.
"That'll be $10 thanks" sayd the barman, pouring the beer.
The kangaroo looks at him sharply, then shrugs, reaches into his large front pocket, and provides exact change for the drink. The barman continues to stare.
Finally, the kangaroo asks, "What are you looking at, mate?"
"Excuse me, it's just that we rarely get kangaroos in here."
"Well," says the kangaroo, "at these prices I'm not surprised."
The devout drover lost his favorite Bible while he was herding his cattle in the outback.
Three weeks later, a kangaroo walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The drover couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the roo's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the roo. "Your name is written inside the cover."
A man and his pet kangaroo walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking.
They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to spirits, and then shooters, one after the other.
Finally, the barman says: "Last call."
So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my kangaroo."
The barman sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the kangaroo falls over dead.
The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave.
The barman, yells: "Hey mate, you can't just leave that lyin' there."
To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a kangaroo."
A man in a movie theatre notices what looks like a kangaroo sitting next to him.
"Are you a kangaroo?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The kangaroo replied, "Well, I liked the book."